1. courfeyclause:

    wings-for-castiel:

    headmeetsdesk:

    radioactivemoose:

    so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

    image

    so i got one and wrote this on top:

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    and left it on a table in the studio

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    less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

    my plan has thus far been a success

    I love you

    you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

    this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

    (Source: utsuutsu-chan, via lupinswilly)

     
  2. samwisessecondbreakfast:

    superhighschoollevelpessimist:

    eneko-wweh:

    mr-egbutt:

    tyleroakley:

    witchhctiw:

    the-solitary-witch:

    warriorsatthedisco:

    Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

    Saxes move downstage.

    I’ll just leave this here.

    SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

    the added directions are great.
    'insert peanuts'
    'gradually become irritated'
    'cresc., or not'
    'untie slip knot'
    'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

    Release the penguins

    'remove cattle from stage'

    (Source: someone-inconspicuous, via smaugenshield)

     
  3. shrineart:

    queenbean03:

    valesbloggingadventures:

    sizvideos:

    Watch it in video

    Follow our Tumblr - Like us on Facebook

    *coughs* its actually meant to represent shyness/social anxiety

    ^^^^

    I think it could work for both though I interpreted it as anxiety.

    (via smaugenshield)

     

  4. notquiteshakespeare:

    truelladeville:

    theblogchoseme:

    truelladeville:

    I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go

    I was in a Toy Story play.

    image

    And I loved it.

    image

    You’re an inspiration to us all

    please explain how this was your lowest point

    (via smaugenshield)

     
  5. scruffydeanmon:

    spernatural:

    supernatural characters in surprisingly few episodes

    All except death. Death is in every episode of supernatural, waiting.

    not even waiting, Death was doing work, son.

    (Source: mishawinsexster, via smaugenshield)

     
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  7. comedyblogger:

    drinking underage like

    (Source: thingsfittingperfectlyintothings, via smaugenshield)

     
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  9. formerlyknownastoeshoemezzo:

    cliche-blog-title:

    catertothehollow:

    fem-blog:

    thenewwomensmovement:

    diloolie:

    neurosciencestuff:

    A 12-year-old schoolgirl has been accepted into Mensa after discovering she is brainier than both Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking.

    Olivia Manning, from Liverpool, managed to get a whopping score in an IQ test of 162 - well above the 100 average.

    Her score is not only two points better than genius German physicist Einstein and Professor Stephen Hawking, but puts her in the top one per cent of intelligent people in the world.

    FUCK YEAAAAAH!!!

    (and of course the mainstream media won’t even acknowledge this because women doing smart things in math or science? GEDOUTTATOWN.)

    This is so awesome!

    SIGNAL BOOST! This is AMAZING!

    woah

    “she
    managedto get”

    Please tell me I’m not the only one seriously irked by this wording.

    She’s a kid who got higher on Mensa than two adults revered by the scientific and intellectual community world wide. SHe should be their god. Her brain’s not even done cooking yet; when she’s finished, she might be 180. 230!

    (via smaugenshield)

     

  10. janeaugust:

    hitchin-a-ride-to-suburbia:

    It’s crazy to think that Green Day basically created an entirely new genre, bands from All Time Low to Simple Plan to Mayday Parade to even Fall Out Boy wouldn’t exist without Green Day’s influence, and that’s really something and that’s why I freaking love Green Day.

    And yet some people are complaining that they were nominated for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    (via daenerysburning)